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•17 years old.
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phantasmalwordsmith:

cakefacetalks:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

bittbybitt:

ultrafacts:

Source  For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts

Omfg what if you landed on a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come back to life from your remains and you just woke up after death in a random ass planet.



Wouldn’t it be even more amazing if your remains landed on a different planet, with no life, but an atmosphere, and the biological material in your remains started life for an entire planet?

An entire planet full of sarcastic assholes.

phantasmalwordsmith:

cakefacetalks:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

bittbybitt:

ultrafacts:

Source  For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts

Omfg what if you landed on a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come back to life from your remains and you just woke up after death in a random ass planet.

Wouldn’t it be even more amazing if your remains landed on a different planet, with no life, but an atmosphere, and the biological material in your remains started life for an entire planet?

An entire planet full of sarcastic assholes.

(via yourdadsmangina)

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2 days ago
officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

(via yourdadsmangina)

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2 days ago
me:"no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
me:*throws shade 24/7*
me:*blatantly hates everyone and everything*
me:*is overdramatic*
me:*is a major asshole*
me:*complains about everything*
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2 days ago
nataliacardelli:

Credit / source: newnoisemagazine (please do not remove)

nataliacardelli:

Credit / source: newnoisemagazine (please do not remove)

(via kryptonitebones)

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2 days ago
troylersfanboy:

citrussi:

teenfuckingspirit:





Transparent Lipgloss Gif (lipgloss matches colour of your blog)

i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so nice 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

i love this

god bless people with white backgrounds

AW FRICK ITS GONNA LOOK SO GOOD ON MY BLOG OMG

This I weirdly beautiful…

troylersfanboy:

citrussi:

teenfuckingspirit:

Transparent Lipgloss Gif (lipgloss matches colour of your blog)

i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so nice 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

i love this

god bless people with white backgrounds

AW FRICK ITS GONNA LOOK SO GOOD ON MY BLOG OMG

This I weirdly beautiful…

(via aobacake-seragaki)

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2 days ago

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

(via ejacu-latte)

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3 months ago

prawnathan:

what the american school system teaches us

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3 months ago
poopflow:

the-little-house-of-morons:

Who’s ready for some kinky fuckin’ sex?

IM DELETING

poopflow:

the-little-house-of-morons:

Who’s ready for some kinky fuckin’ sex?

IM DELETING

(via rnathhomework)

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Posted
3 months ago

captwor:

when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum

image

(Source: athcode, via purkkapallo)

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Posted
4 months ago

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

image

Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

(via purkkapallo)

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4 months ago

landons:

landons:

my boyfriend sent me this without a word

i cant believe this showed up on my dash after so long of traveling tumblr

(via rnathhomework)

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4 months ago
steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

(via just-girl-things-please)

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